Huntington Masters Swim Team

The Huntington Masters Swim Team ("HUMS"), an official club of US Masters Swimming, holds daily early-morning pool workouts year-round at the Huntington YMCA, 60 Main Street, Huntington (contact the Y at 631-421-4242 for Full Y membership fee information).

Indoor Pool Workouts in one of the Y’s two 25-yard pools begin at 5:30 a.m. weekdays and 7:00 a.m. weekends and last one to two hours. These workouts are open to all Full Y members.

Open-Water Swims are held from May to November at West Neck Beach and other local Long Island beaches. Outdoor swim schedules are posted on The Water-Blog.

Want to swim for the Home Team? You can! Join HUMS at

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Did You Hear the One About the HOT Pool? (Or, How Hot Was It?)

It was so hot, a chicken who came in for a swim laid a fried egg.

It was so hot, I wanted to take off my skin and swim in my bones.

It was so hot that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle from the deep end.

It was so hot that a spokesperson for Alcoholics Anonymous said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody

Anybody have any other “hot” one-liners to add?

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